"everything jennifer lawrence does is just an act!"
here is jennifer lawrence in 1995
you know which girl i’m talking about
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
Titled: Brace for It.
Well we all remember what happened the last time someone challenged him.
daniel no baby you don’t know what you just did
he is going to eAT YOU
My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family
They seem like nice people
favourite person in the world.
no one man should have all that power
Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.
oh my GOD THANK YOU
i think sleeping together is romantic because you allow the other person to be near you when you’re most vulnerable and you trust that they wont kill you
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me
You’re not that scary.
Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet!
Oh, darn it!
you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.